Boatmurdered is the story of an infamous Dwarf Fortress succession game that originated on Something Awful. Highlights include elephantine. Perhaps the Let’s Play for Dwarf Fortress, Boatmurdered, was a Succession Game played in one-game-year turns by Something Awful members that quickly . What follows is a succession-style Let’s Play of the game Dwarf Fortress. In it, we chronicle the rise and fall of the epic. Dwarven fortress, Boatmurdered. (Actually.

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At fkrtress point, the rulers are beset by increasingly hostile waves of elephants and goblins who seek to maim every dwarf who leaves the mountain. In the following shot, a bunch of dwarves are charging off to be trampled by elephants outside the fortress. The elephant is striking down the dwarf. Dward Main page Recent changes Random page Help. The black spaces with symbols like these are areas of the mountain that have yet to be mined. Bronzemurder and Oilfurnace illustrated.

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Boatmurdered had an elephant problem outside. What happens next is largely unknown, although it is known many an archaeologist will discover the ruins of Boahmurdered only never to return. First, you would find a river, then a chasm, then magma. They can be crafted into all manner of useful items. Others will have ground that displays as all periods.

These guys are all military recruits, charging off stupidly to their deaths. This page was last modified on 16 Februaryat Below these lines, you see the grey wall of the bone room, which is not smoothed. Become a Redditor and subscribe to one of thousands of communities.


Dwarf Fortress – Boatmurdered Part #1 – Intro by Evilslug

A three step guide: Privacy policy About forttess Disclaimers Mobile view. This is a pile of dead dwarves, an Elephant, and a cloud of Miasma. I ran out of coffins. The cliff face bisects the boatmurderd, with the outdoors on the left and the cliff interior on the right: You begin with 7 dwarves and scarce few supplies at the face of a mountain.

For a bit better outline of the game, read on. In the words of the great ruler, StarkRavingMad: See the reasons for our rules hereand please report any problems! Elephant, Dwarf, Miasma Cloud the purple cloud of stench that comes from rotting bodies. Love for the link buddy. Historians seem to dwqrf that the insanity surrounding Boatmurdered began to increase almost exponentially from that point forward.

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Sad thoughts caused by things of boamturdered nature can lead dwarves to tantrums or even suicide. Get Known if you don’t have an account. As the editor says, the madness surrounding Boatmurdered speaks for itself.

Views Read Edit View history. It makes your dwarves angry, which usually leads to hilarity. Female dwarves occasionally get pregnant and, if dwagf are exposed to trauma say a goblin siege ; they very well might miscarry. In a nutshell, Dwarf Fortress is best described as a 2-D base building game in the theme of Boatmurdsred Keeper.


With all the bodies and items left by the elephants, no one is doing such a low priority task as cleaning up bug remains. Eventually, one of the final kings, in a bout of madness, releases lava onto a merchant band of humans, killing them all.

The first year of diaries from the ill-fated foreman of the mine were recoveredgiving some fortrsss as to the beginnings of the fortress that once stood there, if not its mysterious and presumably gruesome fate Don’t pull the switch near the chasm. The second update is where we generate the world and actually get the ball rolling.

I take a look at the maps, and sure enough, this outpost is stuck out in the middle of nowhere, smack in the Smooth Points of Pride. And then the lava. In it, we chronicle the rise and fall of the epic Dwarven fortress, Boatmurdered.

I’m picturing groups of hardy adventurers gearing up to assault the place just based on the barren ash- and skeleton-filled landscape in front of dwarg.


Above and below him, the brackets are discarded armor or clothing. And by the way Also, Hamlet of Tyranny is very well written. You can give them a job, but that doesn’t always mean they’ll do it right away. This symbol represents a cage for trapping creatures.